Out of Their Asses

17 April, 2008

So the Crew pulls a series victory out of their asses in New York, only to squander the momentum by blowing games one and two against St. Louis.  Game three is today at noon, and the Brewers need to win to salvage anything, as they are now in third in the Central.

I had such high hopes as last season ended, but as the offseason and the first 14 games of the regular season are over I can only wonder why Milwaukee isn’t winning games that they should.  I’ve made a ton of derogatory comments, a few off-base predictions, and numerous photoshopped images.  Would you like more of the same?

I give you the…

That’s right, the Brewers middle infielders are sucking some ass at the plate, both are hitting at or under .200.  But that’s not the only thing wrong with the Crew this year.  I give you…

So you stop eating meat and start hitting 220 with no HRs.  Fantastic.  Why not grow some dreadlocks and start doing yoga?  Oh.  You did that too.

On that note I give you…

Yeah, I say it.

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