Everyone’s On Roids!

David SeguiDavid Segui

Alright so we find out today that David Segui like roiding up to go along with his HGH and nun-raping habits. Here’s the interesting thing. Look at his numbers below over the last 10 roid filled years of his career.

Year

TEAM G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI AVG OBP SLG OPS

1994

NYM 92 336 46 81 17 1 10 43 0.241 0.308 0.387 0.695
1995 Mon 97 383 59 117 22 3 10 57 0.305 0.355 0.457 0.812
1995 NYM 33 73 9 24 3 1 2 11 0.329 0.420 0.479 0.899
1996 Mon 115 416 69 119 30 1 11 58 0.286 0.375 0.442 0.817
1997 Mon 125 459 75 141 22 3 21 68 0.307 0.380 0.505 0.885
1998 Sea 143 522 79 159 36 1 19 84 0.305 0.359 0.487 0.846
1999 Sea 90 345 43 101 22 3 9 39 0.293 0.352 0.452 0.804
1999 Tor 31 95 14 30 5 0 5 13 0.316 0.365 0.526 0.891
2000 Cle 57 223 41 74 13 0 8 46 0.332 0.384 0.498 0.882
2000 Tex 93 351 52 118 29 1 11 57 0.336 0.391 0.519 0.910
2001 Bal 82 292 48 88 18 1 10 46 0.301 0.406 0.473 0.879
2002 Bal 26 95 10 25 4 0 2 16 0.263 0.336 0.368 0.704
2003 Bal 67 224 26 59 10 1 5 25 0.263 0.341 0.384 0.725
2004 Bal 18 59 8 20 3 0 1 7 0.339 0.400 0.441 0.841
Total 1069 3873 579 1156 234 16 124 570 0.301 0.369 0.458 0.828

Ummm… David Segui kind of sucks and he maxed out at 21 HRs.  So if the guys hitting 21 homers are using the magic juice I think it is safe to assume that every person who was playing baseball in the nineties was using steroids. I think we have been making a big mistake in trying to figure out who was using roids instead of trying to figure out who wasn’t. I’m pretty sure Joey Cora was safe, but every other player in MLB during the 90’s used steroids. If anything this seems a little more fair doesn’t it? Before it seemed like a couple of cheaters had an advantage over the honest folk, but if there are no honest players than it was an even playing field.

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